so, after spending the last hour of my morning facebook stalking people, mostly people I do not know at all, mind you, I have come to some conclusions.
1.) First, there are some VERY attractive people out there. I mean, seriously. Thank you, attractive people, for sharing your attractiveness with us. I'm realizing that this could sound rather creepy...& it probably is creepy. Note that I, however, am not a creep. But then I suppose only creeps would have to say they weren't creeps...so i give. Think what you may.
2.) Second, people can be pretty unbelievable. And by this I do not mean amazing - more like idiotic. It made me laugh a bit, I won't lie. I will not name any names just on the off chance that someone reading this could know these persons but let me just say this, that when I reflected back on my life upon seeing some of these idiotic things it made me SO happy with my life :) for as many unfortunate decisions I have made in my life I feel slight genius in comparison. I bet I sound a bit of a jerk...eh. oh well.
3.) Fact: Winter is of the devil. I want sunshine & beaches & bright blue skies with gorgeous white fluffy clouds so I can sit on the green green grass & read a book while listening to AMAZING music while sipping something yummy. *sigh I need to go there. NOW. I am humble enough to accept donations for this cause should there be any willing.
So, in conclusion, I am a thankful creep that can be a bit of a jerk at times who is longing for summer to make my life complete.
Make it a sultry Saturday people!
I just stalked your blog. Just now. I saw your blog. I saw it, and I read. I saw it, I did. And I stalked it.
ReplyDeleteI sat on my seat staring at the screen, scanning your syntax and surmising about this sampling of slightly sarcastic sentences... and I concluded that it is lepic.
Then I lizzed.
Then I was all "Shooooooooot. Girrrrrrl, you are one funny chick."
I think you've got yourself a good little head on your shoulders - with fabulous eyes. And now I've become creepy. Egad.
Toodles.